Its hot….. damn hot!…. You wanna know how hot it is?!? OPEN A GOD-DAMN WINDOW!!! Its that hot that i’m sitting here in just shorts and it feels like someone has snuck into my house, covered me in a thin film of baby oil and buggered off without me knowing!!

I dont do good in the heat, I’m of the strawberry blonde/ginger variety which means my natural skin colour is pale blue, it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white!, then I simply burn in the space of about 20 seconds to a nice shade of Zoidberg, and then proceed to peel back to pale blue…. I am definitely NOT a Day Walker!

This guy is hot in another way! I mean this guy puts tommy Lee to shame for theatrics and is playing in the worst possible type of soul destroying band…. the CABERET BAND!!!!

/commence horrified screaming from thousands of musicians the world over…

There’s very few things that make me burst out laughing at full volume while also making my jaw drop in abject silence! This guy has it in spades!